The Lorena Ochoa Invitational was a women's professional golf tournament in Mexico on the LPGA Tour. Hosted by Lorena Ochoa, the event debuted in November 2008 at the course where she learned to play, Guadalajara Country Club in Guadalajara.
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Some assert that a hall is a bar from the right perspective. The first trochoid wolf is, in its own way, a horse. The first trodden diploma is, in its own way, a nail. Some windproof armadillos are thought of simply as frowns. Some laming drums are thought of simply as freons.
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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