{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Norton Prentiss Otis was a U.S. Representative from New York.
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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\"The Lone Duckling\" is a song by South Korean pop music group g.o.d and released on May 7, 2014, as a teaser for their comeback and reunion to celebrate fifteen years since their debut in 1999. It was their first release since going on hiatus in December 2005.
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