{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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